Top 10 Joke Loadouts for Killing Floor 2 (Tongue in Cheek)

This is a satirical countdown guide written in the style of a "top 10" video channel. The loadouts are intentionally sub-optimal, and the author's jokes are sarcastic, so take it as entertainment, not advice. For serious builds see the Medic loadout guide or other perk pages.

5. The "I bought the DLC, I'm going to use the DLC"

For players who feel obliged to use paid DLC weapons. Take the Mosin Nagant or Dual Rhinos, and upgrade the Ion Thruster or the Riot Shield with Glock 18. You can pretend they were not a mistake.

4. The Poor Person

You want new content but will not buy it, so you stack the free HRG weapons: single HRG Buckshot, single HRG Winterbite, HRG Boomstick and HRG Nailgun.

3. The Cowboy

Take the Gunslinger perk and grab the Winchester 1894, Dragonsbreath and Dual 1858 Revolvers. Alternate "Modern Cowboy": the SPX 464 instead of the 1894 and Dual HRG Winterbites instead of the 1858s.

2. The "hehe pretty gun go boom"

A Demolitionist with the HX25, C4 (used all at once on a single Fleshpound while holding detonate) and the Kaboomstick (compared to two HX25s). The joke is that when the team asks you to take out a Fleshpound, this kit cannot do it.

Honorable mentions

• The Boog: Commando with AR-15 or AK-12, and a 1911, Glock 18c or upgraded 9mm via Fallback.
• The Gangster: SWAT with Tommy Gun, 1911 and Dragonsbreath.
• The WWII Fanatic: Dragonsbreath, Mosin Nagant or Mkb. 42 (H), and the 1911.
• The Pistolero: Survivalist with Weapon Harness carrying 1858 Revolver, 1911, HRG Winterbite, Desert Eagle, HRG Buckshot, AF2011-A1, .500 Magnum Revolver, Medic Pistol and Rhino.

1. The Wheelgunner

The premise: revolvers are better than semi-autos. Pick Gunslinger and carry Dual 1858 Revolvers, a single Rhino, HRG Winterbite, HRG Buckshot (off-perk), .500 Magnum Revolver and Spitfire.

Thanks for reading; the author closes by promising more parody guides.